and all of Europe gathers to watch the same show at the same time
WE WON. WE WON. WE WON.
YEAH SWEDEN. GO SWEDEN.
And now we have to deal with the preparations and the advertisements for Eurovision next year.
For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it)
SHIP WITH ME CHILDREN!
im cry
FINALLY
clairikine asked: Once I was sitting in front of a group of American tourists in the U-Bahn who obviously had no idea where they were going. After awhile I couldn't take it anymore, so when they said "We're getting off at Kurfürstendamm" for the fifth time, I said "No, you're not, because this train doesn't go there."
Haha. What I especially love is when French people sit around me on the subway and swear a lot in French as if no one would ever understand what they’re saying. Little do they know.
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Tom Hiddleston reacts to Chris Evans joining twitter.
(Source: cinemas-)
